your thong is hanging out like whoa
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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