No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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