Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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