a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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