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(985): View more from Louisiana

Everytime we come here you have an ex here.

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(740): View more from Ohio

no more hot dogs for you........

(1-740): View more from Ohio

fine no more vajj for you

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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I don't wanna die...

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.

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(530): View more from California

and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne

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(613): View more from Ontario

I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.

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