He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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