How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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