Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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