Non-Jews are for practice
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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