Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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