You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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