get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
false alarm, still single
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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