the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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