I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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