Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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