remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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