Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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