Me too!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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