Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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