You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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