Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
