I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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