I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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