shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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