I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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