You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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