You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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