Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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