is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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