great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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