Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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