In the future we'll all be gay
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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