I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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