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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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