We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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