What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
