But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
