STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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