Grow some girl-balls and come out already
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
