i think my mom watched the whole time
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The beer is more important than you right now.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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