im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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