at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have feelings that need drinking.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm like, not good at living.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
ok first of all what the fuck
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