in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
