The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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