My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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