evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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