My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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