Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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