i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm at about main and main street
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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