I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Panties = found
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
