let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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