Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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