Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
zippers are such a cool invention
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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