I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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