i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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