We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
