I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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